SNTB are finally in a position to explain why we have been so quiet; after extensive discussions, planning and drinking, we can finally unveil our very own rocket.
Many people have challenged our fact that Lake Conan-Doyle can be seen from the moon, and with Richard Branson cornering the moon travel market, SNTB thought it wise to invest all our money in getting people from South Norwood there first. Not only will this quantify our bold statement (which has yet to been proven wrong), but also enable the good folk of South Norwood to experience what is only currently available to the filthy rich.
The inaugural flight will coincide with the ceremony renaming Norwood Junction to Norwood intergalactic. We have yet to decide how tickets will be allocated but we are certain that our very own Pickles will be there to accompany you.
Watch this space………….